Two things you should not do:
1. Take my Arnold Palmer, in any way shape or form, without permission
2. Disrespect my friends, in person or otherwise
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!!
HAHAHAH this is so messed up but so funny.